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So I am STILL being haunted by a certain someone :cough: CHRISSY who is STILL pissy over me NOT taking her survey when I :whispering: lost that bet......

Sooooooo EFF IT!!!!!! Here it is!!!!!!! It's well...... It's Pure EVIL!!!!!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaatever here ya go..... enjoy you flipping perverts.........


OH and BTW...... If you are reading this.... YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE DAMN THING TO! ROFL


1. Do you like it rough or sensual?
Like WHAT rough or sensual....... I'm sorry you just weren't specific enough Gawd I love the "Atty" thinker in me......

2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?
OPPOSITE..........

3. How often do you like to have sex?
I'm really trying to think of a witty way to answer this one and I can't........ Sooooo ummm why is this question on here again?

4. Is sex a top priority for you?


5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner?


6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
N-E-V-E-R

7. How do you feel about one night stands?
Never done it....... Never Will........

8. How many one night stands have you had?
-0-

9. What's your favorite position?
I'm so NOT answering this on the internet!

10. Where's your favorite place to have sex?
One word...... No questions will be tolerated..... Water.....

11. Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?
I can't believe you even went there! (doh)

12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
Nope

13. How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?
How long do I what and what deed?

14. Do you get off first or do they?
Get off of what? Damn this is easier than I thought it would be LOL

15. Do you like kissing during sex?
Who doesn't?

16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet?
Do I moan when? Zactly how am I supposed to answer this type of question when your not specific

17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet?
In what type of situation ?

18. Does size matter?
God this question drives me nuts... NO SIZE does not flipping matter....... And because I promised Chrissy that I would NEVER again go on my "rant" about this I'll shut up...... LOL (I think I seriously traumatized her last time over this subject) LOL

19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
20

20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
-0- "Technically" and NO I am so not even going to begin to explain

21. What does your favorite fore-play include?
Seriously? I need to think about this one........

22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act?
Play what with myself during what act? Sheezuz Chrissy

23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?
ONE person......

24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
No..... But I have a couple of bosses that are ANAL...... that should count for something!

25. When and where was your wildest sex ever?
WTH I will answer this one so you flipping pervs can have a good ole time going OMG Missy! ..... A lake.... are ya happy?

26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?
If your not in it..... your NOT knowing.....

27. Have you ever done porn?
O god now that's HYSTERICAL........ -No-

28. Have you ever have sex for money?
NO NO and NO

29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?
Pft HECK NO

30. Is sex good for you when you don't love someone?
I wouldn't have sex with them if I didn't love them.... (Obviously - NO)

31. During sex... what are you thinking about?
That's the one time I DON'T think.....

32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?
Top or bottom of WHAT?

33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode?
Does anyone really stop to COUNT how many they "like" what the heck happened to passion and just enjoying one another...... (O crap I forgot this is the survey from HELL)

34. Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?
"worry" - No...... If you communicate.... U don't have to "worry"

35. Could you live without sex?
I'm still alive aren't I?

36. How often do you find sex boring?
Is this a trick question?

37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
Define "episode" ROFL

38. Do you like to perform oral sex?
O H-O-L-Y M-O-T-H-E-R!!!!! I am so NOT answering that!!!!!!

39. Do you like to receive oral sex?
See question 38! sheezuz

40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
Does Duct tape count? :snort: I'm KIDDING! Cripe NO NO NO

41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
HELL NO

42. Have you ever had interracial sex?
No

43. Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?
Caught in WHAT act?


44. Have you ever had sex while at work?
Now that's flipping hysterical!!!!!! NO......

45. Have you ever had sex while in your car?
MY car? Nope

46. What is something that you would never consider doing?
Drugs....... Hey you weren't specific and I would NEVER do them..... soooooooo

47. Have you ever had sex on drugs?
Nope

48. Would you ever have sex in public?
"Define Public" LOL LOL

49. What's your biggest turn on?
Eyes...... Definitly the Eyes....... and god how I love southern accents......

50. Do you spit or swallow?
Do I spit or swallow WHAT? ROFL

51. How many times have you gotten off in one night?
Gotten off of what?

52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
NO......NO......... and NO......

53. Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?
No ROFL

54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?
NO NO NO

55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
Do I now or have I ever?

56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?
Cripe why are you obsessed with knowing this? ROFL

57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
25 Years.......... (he was older)

58. Do you feel your up to par in bed?
Up to par in what?

59. Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?
People have sex at 70?!?!?!?

60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
Does this survey count? Although it's "NOT" a "Moment" for me it's ranking in the top of embarrasing moments!

61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?
Under 18......

62. Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?
Nevah do something half assed!

63. Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?
NO

64. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?
No

65. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?
Cripe this question AGAIN?

66. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
"Technically" I never have so I can't answer this one........

67. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
No..... Someone keeps reminding me to put my seat belt on every time he hears the "ding" going off.... LOL Oh are we talking about that kind of protection?

68. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?
I've never had a one night stand........

69. If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?
HEEEEEELL NO

70. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
-Older-

71. What's the perfect size?
You REALLY want me to go into my rant about this one again?

72. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)?
No....... and.........WTF! Ok who is monitoring Chrissy's internet access?

73. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?
No.......

74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
Quite frankly...... I don't think I've had that yet....

75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?
I'm pleading the 5th to protect the innocent...........

I can not believe you actually posted this damn survey! You just cost me a hundred bucks! I bet Chrissy that you would NEVER post it!

Yahoo- Chess game tonight, you owe me a win!

And as I suspected your a nun!

I can't wait to see you on Wedsday!!!!!! I've missed you so much!!!!!!! Rob told me he tried calling you this afternoon to let you know the plans are concrete. We fly out Tuesday night so we'll be waiting for you around 9:30 Wed morning in Cleveland.
We are taking Rob's hundred bucks and going to Chasers on Thursday night so grab a sitter!