The Perfect Gift ......

My friend / neighbor Sarah sent this to me and I thought it was so funny that I literally had tears running down my face...... And I am SO making a couple of pair of these...... (One's going to NY) My Gawd is this HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!



With our current economy, Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.



You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.

Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most
Aesthetically appealing), etc.

These slippers are:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Get out the Sand Bags.

AND I AM STILL FLIPPING LAUGHING OVER THIS!!!!!!! ROFL! I so need a new set of friends! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

ROTFLMBO ^^^^IF I EVEN GET A PAIR OF THOSE THIS YEAR!^^^^^

Do they come in red?